humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Listen you little nerd, every morning I wake up, drink a dozen raw eggs from a collectivized farm, and do 100 push-ups to the national anthem of the USSR. Don’t you even fucking talk to me about revolutionary lifestyles.
At least it’s not the same icon ; )
It’s Anton Nilsson, who was the person to detonate the “Amalthea bomb” in like 1907 in Malmö, Sweden. It’s regarded as the first political terrorist deed in Sweden. He was a socialist, and a boat called Amalthea hosted a whole bunch of strikebreakers, so he and his friends decided to try and blow it up. They didn’t succeed, only killing one person. There is much more to this story, but another of the reasons to why I have him as my pic is that he’s a total babe in that one
Whoa, hold on there a sec.
1. 1908, not 1907,
2, It wasnt just a random boat with scabs (strike breakers). The corporations hired brittish workers because swedish workers wouldnt scab. This was seen as an enormous provocation and the scabs even fired at workers protesting at the ship in which the scabs lived.
3. Anton Nilsson DID NOT try to blow it up, DID NOT fail and DID NOT kill ONLY one person. The goal all along was just to scare the ship away, and the bomb was placed so that it wouldnt be placed near the crew quarters. THEY DIDNT WANT TO KILL ANYONE.
Also, Anton Nilsson,was sentenced to die, but this changed to life in prison. But after almost 10 years they had to pardon him because the workers movement threatened with a freaking revolution if they didnt release him.
So, what does Anton do after spending a decade in different lously prisons around Sweden? He moves to Russia to become a Red Army pilot.
Actually, in Swedish “Anton Nilsson” roughly translates to Epic Badass.
Or not. But it should!
So i’ve got this phone -> computer remote control app and suddenly my life became like 2 billion times lazier.